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Aidan: Can we go to the library now?

Mom: I am too hot, I am all sweaty, I need to rest for a minute.

Aidan: The air-con in the library is a lot stronger, so get up and let's go NOW!

 

Aidan: I got two stamps for doing my homework, what does it mean?

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Aidan received a Christmas card from one of his classmates.

The card was signed Holly.

So I asked him, who is Holly, do you know where she seats?

He thought for a moment and said:

She loooks mad, but she is not.

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今天坐山頂纜車在等車時,聽到廣播說: "The tram will arrive in 3 minutes."

二少聽了,跟我們重複了這句話.

聽完,我問他說,是誰跟你說的啊?

他看了看四周,然後回答: Is the NARRATOR of course!"


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Ethan:  Which ceratopsian (角龍) do you like the most?

Ellen: I don't really like ceratopsian.

Aidan: She likes Ian!


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  • Dec 10 Wed 2008 15:36
  • 遮醜

這兩個禮拜,嘴巴附近長了兩顆大痘痘 (actually 是我從小到大抵抗力一不好時就會長在鼻子嘴巴附近的皰疹 Cold Sores).

Anyway, 前晚要出去和老爺家人吃飯,出去前,我拿了我媽送我的生日禮物: 韓國紅爆的BB Cream,在那裡左擦右抹,想遮住我的大痘痘. 大少二少很少看我擦東西在臉上,所以都很好奇站在旁邊看. 擦了半天,我問大少說: 怎麼樣,有沒有遮住??

大少看了一眼,非常實在的,說出了事實: "Of course NOT, I think maybe you shall try to use oil pastel (粉蠟筆)! That might work better!"

三條線....很想賞他兩八掌! But I know he is only telling the truth!


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前一陣子電視劇塘心風暴裡面有個角色叫管家仔,很受觀眾歡迎. 因為他孝順又貼心.

我個人覺得啦,男人,永遠不要想改變他. 要怪只能怪他的媽媽沒把他教好. 尤其一些生活習慣方面的瑣事,更別指望他會改.

所以,從認識老爺已來,也從未奢望過他會關抽屜,關燈,關門,收拾東西,擦東西!! 哈哈哈,沒錯,我家老爺什麼也不關!(廣東話叫做事冇手尾!)

想不到,天不助我,兒助我也...

事件一:

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  • Oct 13 Mon 2008 06:37
  • Honey

Daddy: Come here honey.

Aidan: I am not your honey, mommy is your honey!


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上個禮拜要去看電影前,大少問我們要去看什麼戲.
老爺用廣東話回答, "色,戒".
大少馬上說, "喔,我知道媽咪為什麼要看這套戲!"

(老爺一臉疑惑,老媽我心裡OS,不會吧,五歲小孩怎麼會知道我很好色?!)

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某天大少在看電視,因為我們問他話,他不回答(忙著看電視),所以老爺把電視給關了。
大少回答了問題之後,請我們把電視再打開。
無奈,老媽老爸都說不行。
大少哭啊哭,我們還是不依。
老爸看二少拿著遙控器,就開玩笑說,除非小弟幫你開,否則,sorry!

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Ethan: Mommy, how do you say selfish in Chinese?
Mom: What do you think?
Ethan: I know I know, it is 賣魚.

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有一天老爸早回家,平常都很晚才到家的老爸,一進門就被他兒子質問:

兒子: Why are you home so early today?
老子: Why, you don't want me to be home?
兒子: No, I mean did all your students left early, or did you have nothing to teach them, or did we have A LOT of money already, so you don't need to work anymore?

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Mom: What are the seven continents?
Ethan: I don't know.... um... America.
Mom: Well, there are two Americas, what are they?
Ethan: Hm..... America, America.

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Teacher pointed to a picture of a snake and asked Ethan, "So, what's this snake called?"
Ethan: Reticulated Python.
Daddy: Why is the python ridiculous?

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Dad was driving, and all the sudden, one of the wheels got on the curb when he made a turn.
Mom: What the?
Ethan (in shock): WOW daddy, that was pretty BREATH-TAKING!

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Dad: I had a bad dream last night.
Mom: About what?
Dad: Well, it's like this monster with eight arms and long hair, and I can't even see its face, was chasing me for a long time, and I ran and ran and still got caught.....blah blah blah
Ethan (in awe): WOW, I guess my dream is not THAT bad after all...

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