慢活の龍媽

Aidan: Can we go to the library now?
Mom: I am too hot, I am all sweaty, I need to rest for a minute.
Aidan: The air-con in the library is a lot stronger, so get up and let's go NOW!
 

Aidan received a Christmas card from one of his classmates.
The card was signed Holly.
So I asked him, who is Holly, do you know where she seats?
He thought for a moment and said:

今天坐山頂纜車在等車時,聽到廣播說: "The tram will arrive in 3 minutes."
二少聽了,跟我們重複了這句話.
聽完,我問他說,是誰跟你說的啊?
他看了看四周,然後回答: Is the NARRATOR of course!"

Ethan:  Which ceratopsian (角龍) do you like the most?
Ellen: I don't really like ceratopsian.
Aidan: She likes Ian!

這兩個禮拜,嘴巴附近長了兩顆大痘痘 (actually 是我從小到大抵抗力一不好時就會長在鼻子嘴巴附近的皰疹 Cold Sores).
Anyway, 前晚要出去和老爺家人吃飯,出去前,我拿了我媽送我的生日禮物: 韓國紅爆的BB Cream,在那裡左擦右抹,想遮住我的大痘痘. 大少二少很少看我擦東西在臉上,所以都很好奇站在旁邊看. 擦了半天,我問大少說: 怎麼樣,有沒有遮住??
大少看了一眼,非常實在的,說出了事實: "Of course NOT, I think maybe you shall try to use oil pastel (粉蠟筆)! That might work better!"

前一陣子電視劇塘心風暴裡面有個角色叫管家仔,很受觀眾歡迎. 因為他孝順又貼心.
我個人覺得啦,男人,永遠不要想改變他. 要怪只能怪他的媽媽沒把他教好. 尤其一些生活習慣方面的瑣事,更別指望他會改.
所以,從認識老爺已來,也從未奢望過他會關抽屜,關燈,關門,收拾東西,擦東西!!　哈哈哈,沒錯,我家老爺什麼也不關!（廣東話叫做事冇手尾!）

Daddy: Come here honey. Aidan: I am not your honey, mommy is your honey!

上個禮拜要去看電影前,大少問我們要去看什麼戲.
老爺用廣東話回答, "色,戒".
大少馬上說, "喔,我知道媽咪為什麼要看這套戲!"
(老爺一臉疑惑,老媽我心裡OS,不會吧,五歲小孩怎麼會知道我很好色?!)

某天大少在看電視，因為我們問他話，他不回答（忙著看電視），所以老爺把電視給關了。
大少回答了問題之後，請我們把電視再打開。
無奈，老媽老爸都說不行。
大少哭啊哭，我們還是不依。
老爸看二少拿著遙控器，就開玩笑說，除非小弟幫你開，否則，sorry!

Ethan: Mommy, how do you say selfish in Chinese?
Mom: What do you think?
Ethan: I know I know, it is 賣魚.