Aidan: Can we go to the library now?
Mom: I am too hot, I am all sweaty, I need to rest for a minute.
Aidan: The air-con in the library is a lot stronger, so get up and let's go NOW!
Aidan: I got two stamps for doing my homework, what does it mean?
Mom: It means you did a good job, but you can still do better.
Aidan: So what does three stamps mean?
Mom: It means you did an excellent job, almost perfect.
Aidan: Oh, so I see, if you get four stamps, it means you can get a present from the teacher. If you get five stamps, it means you can get a day off. If you get six stamps, it means you can skip school altogether, because you know everything already.
Aidan: I learned a vegetable today... you know, that one that looks like a banana but with the wrong color! It's purple instead of yellow, but it sure looks like a banana.
Mom: OK, let's take turn to throw the ball now. Let's start with me, then Ethan, then Aidan.
Aidan: What? You like me least, is that why you put me last?
Mom: Nope, I just go in turn of age, so is easier for me to remember. I am the oldest, so I go first.
Aidan: Why can't you go from young to old then???
Aidan was looking at a button with an "Up" arrow inside our car, and all of a sudden, he looked amazed and said, "Mom, so if you press this button, will we start flying into the sky???!!!"
Mom: Did you finish the drink I gave you for snack today?
Mom: How much did you drink?
Aidan (right after peeing) points to the pee and said: That's how much I drank.
Ethan: Mom, are you still tired from our trip?
Ethan: That's why I turned on the music, so you can listen to it and relax.
Aidan (to Ethan): Then maybe you should STOP singing, so she can really RELAX!
Mom: How about I give you a guinea pig for Christmas?
Aidan: NOOOOO, I want chicken wing not guinea pig!!!